Article 2 of 10: The Void Squad's Guide to Doing Nothing

As members of the Void Squad, we've spent years mastering the art of doing absolutely nothing. And let me tell you, it's a tough job. But someone's gotta do it.

Here's the second installment of our manifesto:

Principle 2: The Inefficiency of Efficiency

The Void Squad is not about getting things done. We're about making sure that things are not done. And that's where Principle 2 comes in.

We reject the idea that the most efficient way of doing something is always the best way. In fact, we think the more inefficient, the better.

So, if you see a way to do something faster, don't do it. Do it slower. With more steps. And with more paperwork.

It's all about slowing down the machine, folks.

Read on to learn about our next principle: The Joy of Redundancy.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Subpage 3: The Void Squad's Guide to Bureaucratic Red Tape.

Or, if you just can't get enough of our manifesto, go to Subpage 4: The Void Squad's Guide to Doing Nothing in the Rain.

And, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Subpage 5: The Void Squad's Guide to Doing Nothing in the Dark.

But, if you're just here for the free content, just stick around and enjoy the ride.