Concern 1: The Existential Threat of Infinite Space
It's not just a threat, it's a reality. The void, in all its abyssal glory, stretches out before us like a vast, dark ocean. What lies within its depths? The answer, much like the void itself, remains a mystery.
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Concern 2: The Void Squads' Own Incompetence
Let's face it, folks: we've been in space for centuries, and we still can't figure out how to make a halfway decent cup of coffee. It's a wonder we've managed to survive this long.
Continue to Concern 4: Our Bureaucratic Red Tape
Concern 3: Void Squads Greatest Weaknesses
Acknowledging our own flaws is the first step to recovery. We've got a bad habit of trusting the wrong sources, underestimating the power of the void, and overestimating our own abilities. It's a wonder we've managed to avoid total collapse.
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Our Bureaucratic Red Tape
Avoiding actual work is the lifeblood of the Void Squads. We've got more forms, more meetings, and more memos than any other organization in the galaxy. It's a wonder we've managed to accomplish anything at all.
Continue to Concern 6: Void Squads' Most Creative Ways to Avoid Work