Our Most Pressing Concerns

As reported by the Void Squadron's Internal Affairs Division

Concern 1: The Existential Threat of Infinite Space

It's not just a threat, it's a reality. The void, in all its abyssal glory, stretches out before us like a vast, dark ocean. What lies within its depths? The answer, much like the void itself, remains a mystery.

Continue to Concern 3: Void Squads Greatest Weaknesses


Concern 2: The Void Squads' Own Incompetence

Let's face it, folks: we've been in space for centuries, and we still can't figure out how to make a halfway decent cup of coffee. It's a wonder we've managed to survive this long.

Continue to Concern 4: Our Bureaucratic Red Tape


Concern 3: Void Squads Greatest Weaknesses

Acknowledging our own flaws is the first step to recovery. We've got a bad habit of trusting the wrong sources, underestimating the power of the void, and overestimating our own abilities. It's a wonder we've managed to avoid total collapse.

Go back to Concern 1: Our Most Effective Strategies | Continue to Concern 5: Void Squads' Most Effective Weaknesses


Our Bureaucratic Red Tape

Avoiding actual work is the lifeblood of the Void Squads. We've got more forms, more meetings, and more memos than any other organization in the galaxy. It's a wonder we've managed to accomplish anything at all.

Continue to Concern 6: Void Squads' Most Creative Ways to Avoid Work