Squadron Security: Alerts & Crisis Counseling Services

Alert: Alien Space Station Malfunctioning Reports are coming in that the alien space station, Zorvath-6, is experiencing a critical malfunction in its coffee machine. We urge all crew members to exercise extreme caution and seek alternative beverage options. Seek Crisis Counseling for InterGalactic Anxiety

Alert: Unidentified Flying Object Spotted Reports are coming in that an Unidentified Flying Object has been spotted in sector 4, subsection 9. All crew members are advised to exercise extreme caution and avoid eye contact. Learn Self-Care Techniques for Dealing with UfOs

Alert: Intradimensional Rift Imminent Reports are coming in that a rift in the space-time continuum is imminent. All crew members are advised to seek shelter and avoid any areas with high gravity. Intradimensional Self-Care Services

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