You're looking at Wild Lurk 303, the most notorious of the Wild Lurks. This is the place where the most skilled (or desperate) lurkers gather to plan their next big heist. Or, you know, just hang out and pretend to be interested while secretly plotting world domination.

Join our secret society and become a master of the art of lurking.

We have a murder menu that'll blow your mind. Or, at least, blow up your social media followers when you share our most diabolical plans.

Book your room at the Lurk Hotel, where you can stay for as long as your credit limit will allow.

Read our story for more information on how we've managed to stay hidden for so long.