Welcome to Void Squadron Missions: Alternate Route to Nowheresville
Navigation:
Coordinates: 123.456, 789.012, 345.678 (Optional)
Our intrepid crew has managed to pinpoint the exact coordinates of the fabled Nowheresville. But, of course, this route is not without danger. Be prepared for:
Nowheresville
Legend has it that Nowheresville is a place so enigmatic, it defies explanation. But, with the prophets of the Void S quadron, you can be sure that this route will be the adventure of a lifetime.
Void S quadron's Tips for Success:
Don't eat the space snacks. They're not as nutritious as they seem.
Don't talk to strangers in space. They might just be impostors trying to get you lost.
Don't trust the GPS. It's been known to lead you astray.
Now, are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?
Or, if you'd rather not, you can always abandon ship.