Wedding Blues 101, a guide for the uninitiated. Because who needs love when you can have a good party?
Rule 1: Don't wear white after Labor Day, unless you're a ghost.
Rule 2: Don't get too close to the open bar
Rule 3: Never trust a vendor who claims 'I can do better than Pinterest'
Rule 4: If it's not on the buffet, it doesn't exist
Rule 5: Never, ever, EVER trust a wedding singer who promises to do 'that one dance' for you