By attending a wedding hosted by the Wedding Blues 101, you agree to the following terms and conditions:
1. You will wear a funny hat.
2. You will dance to at least 3 songs from the Wedding Blues 101 songbook.
3. You will not make eye contact with the bride's aunt.
4. You will not try to explain the meaning of life to the groom.
5. You will bring a gift that is not a toaster.
6. You will participate in at least 2 rounds of "The Electric Slide".