Mandate 1: Forced Fun

By order of the Wednesday-Thursday Mandate Council, all employees are required to participate in a daily 10-minute dance party at precisely 3:00 PM.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: extra work hours, mandatory team-building activities, and forced viewing of cat videos.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Want to see the Mandate 2? Here it is.

Or, for a special treat, visit our Mandate 3: The One Where You Have To Wear A Tie.