It's hump day, folks!
After a long week of juggling aquatic-themed existential crises, our hero is feeling a bit... drained.
Perhaps a visit to the Mermaid Midwife could help alleviate some of these underwater blues?
Or, you know, just stick your head in a bucket of sand and pretend you're on a deserted island.
Stay tuned for more Weekly Bulletins from the Underwater Worries crew.