Wednesdays Committee: Decisions and Mandates for the Ages

Today's Mandate: "The Great Sock Puppet Initiative" - We will henceforth require all employees to wear matching, neon-green, three-fingered gloves to work every third Wednesday.

• Breakroom: Sock Puppet Protocol
• Weekly Reports: The Sock Puppet Saga
• Budget: Sock Puppet Procurement Fund

Decisions and Mandates

We will be discussing the finer points of the Sock Puppet Initiative in the breakroom, but for now, let us take up the topic of the weekly reports.