Weds-Blues 101: Advanced Tactics for the Modern Blerg

Lesson 2: The Art of Scheming Schemes

"A Weds-Blues strategist must always think several moves ahead, like a chess grandmaster with a penchant for bad decisions."

To achieve this level of sophistication, one must study the works of the great Weds-Blues masters: The Art of Deception and The Science of Distraction.

But first, let us begin with the basics: the foundational principles of Weds-Blues strategy.