Lesson 2: The Art of Scheming

Now that you've got your guest list, invitations, and registry, it's time to get down to business.

Step 1: Plot the perfect seating arrangement.

Step 2: Calculate the optimal number of hors d'oeuvres.

Step 3: Negotiate with the caterer for an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Step 4: Bribe the DJ for extra hours.

And remember, the key to a successful wedding is not love, but rather a well-executed Excel spreadsheet.

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