Lesson 2: The Ancient Art of Selective Hearing

In the grand tradition of the Neo-Brutalist, we're about to teach you how to selectively hear the things you want to hear. You know, like when someone says, "The chicken has a beak," and you respond with, "Oh, no, it's a duck." Yeah, that's the kind of selective hearing we're talking about. Learn more about not actually listening, but let's get started with this first.

Selective hearing is an art form, really. It's like a delicate dance between what you want to hear and what you don't. Check out our advanced techniques for taking it to the next level.

Code snippet:

            SELECTIVE_HEARING = "ignore reality";
            IGNORE_FACTS = "pretend you didn't hear";
            REPEAT_WHEN_NEEDED = "repeat the lie 5 times for maximum effect";
            

Now that you've got the basics down, it's time to practice. Try it out with this exercise: The Selective Hearing Experiment.