Monday Morning Rites of Passage

Every Monday morning, the Inept must perform the sacred ritual of hitting their snooze button 17 times.

• Step 1: Hit the Snooze Button 5 Times
• Step 2: Perform the Morning Stretch of Desperation
• Extra Credit: Check Email for Important Spam

Failure to complete these steps results in certain doom and a week of productivity loss.

Learn about the history of the Inept's Rituals