Because, let's face it, the weekend is over, and it's time to get back to work.
Proceed to Step 3: The Morning MadnessWake up at 6:00 AM, stare blankly at the wall for 10 minutes, then drag yourself to the office. Repeat this process for 8 hours, 5 days a week.
Back to Step 2: The Caffeine Frenzy Go to Step 3: The Morning MadnessDown 5 cups of black coffee, while simultaneously trying to remember what day it is. Bonus points if you can recite the company's mission statement backwards.
Proceed to Step 4: The Meeting Mayhem