Technique #1: The Frenetic Friction Weld

When in doubt, just add more friction. Like, seriously, add more friction. Your grandmother had this one right.

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Section 1: The Basics of Frenetic Friction

Start by holding the welding gun 1.5 inches from the void, then apply a moderate amount of force. Repeat as necessary. When the metal begins to melt, shout "IT'S MELTING!" at the top of your lungs.

Section 2: Advanced Frenetic Friction Techniques

For the experienced welder, try adding a pinch of salt, a dash of desperation, and a healthy dose of existential dread. This will give your welds an added depth and dimension, perfect for fusing the void.

Section 3: Common Frenetic Friction Mistakes

Don't. Don't do this: hold the gun too close to the void. Trust us, you'll end up with more holes than a cheese grater. And definitely don't try to MIG-weld the Grand Canyon. We mean it.

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Disclaimer: The Welders' Guild is not responsible for any void-related injuries, emotional trauma, or existential crises. Use at your own risk.