Section 1: We're Not Liable
1.1 We're not responsible for any damage caused by excessive guffawing or spontaneous combustion while using WhimsyFart.
1.2 We're not liable for any loss or damage caused by our AI's sarcastic remarks.
1.3 You're on your own for any issues with your cat.
Subsection 1.1: Guffawing is a Known Hazard Subsection 1.2: AI's Sarcasm is a Feature