Whine Rankings

1. The Overlord of the Underwhelmed

Current Whine Score: 1000.5

A master of the art of doing the bare minimum, this person excels at finding ways to avoid actual productivity.

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2. The Chronic Procrastinator

Current Whine Score: 850.3

This individual has mastered the art of turning tasks into an infinity loop of "just five more minutes".

Read more about their fascinating technique

3. The Self-Justifying Wizard

Current Whine Score: 750.9

This whiner has developed an impressive ability to rationalize their lack of effort, making excuses that would put a diplomat to shame.

Discover the art of making excuses sound like facts

4. The Underachiever Extraordinaire

Current Whine Score: 600.8

This master of the art of doing nothing has a gift for setting unrealistic expectations and then failing to meet them.

Learn from their example, or just give up