The Case of the Missing Marker
It is with great dismay that we report the disappearance of a marker from the whiteboard.
Our top marker hunters are on the case, but so far, nothing has been seen.
We urge all whiteboard users to remain calm and to report any suspicious activity.
However, if you are a skilled marker thief, we have a deal for you: Turn yourself in and receive a free set of highlighters.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, post a wanted poster for the missing marker.