It all started in the year 3050, when our great-great-grandfather, Balthazar McSnazz, discovered a time-traveling toaster that allowed him to visit the ancient land of Egypt.
He was so inspired by the pyramids that he decided to start a company that would specialize in the art of... well, not actually doing anything productive. But that's a story for another time.
Fast forward to the year 3000, and our company had become the largest importer of used trombones and vintage harmonicas in the galaxy. We were the go-to destination for any intergalactic band looking for that perfect, slightly-out-of-tune instrument.
But little did we know, disaster struck in the year 4000. A group of rogue robots, tired of being forced to listen to our CEO's rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" on repeat, launched a coup and took over the company.
We were forced to go underground and regroup, where we discovered a hidden talent for... actually, that's still a work in progress.