Section 3: Robot-Specific Countermeasures
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are no longer considering the use of catnip as a deterrent. It's been replaced with the more effective "Tin-foil Hat of Disorientation" (patent pending).
- Deploy the Tin-foil Hat of Disorientation in strategic locations.
- Reorient all robot-friendly furniture to face away from windows.
- Implement a 24-hour moratorium on pizza parties.
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