Rule 1: No eating of salad is allowed within the confines of the Salad Free Zone.
Rule 2: Any attempts to consume salad will be met with stern disapproving stares and possibly a strongly worded letter.
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Rule 3: Repeated offenders will be subject to a 30-minute lecture on the dangers of crouton-based cuisine.
Rule 4: Any attempts to bring a salad into the Salad Free Zone will be met with a forceful expulsion from the premises.