Wand Maintenance for the Unapproved 9000

Warning: These tips are for the most unapproved wands out there. Use at your own risk, but don't come crying to us when your wand chooses the wrong spell.

Tip 1: Cleanliness is Key

Regularly dust your wand with a soft-bristled brush to prevent the buildup of dark magic particles. Don't use a feather duster, it'll just attract more dark magic.

Dusting for Dark Magic

Tip 2: Don't Forget to Oils

Apply a thin layer of pure, unsweetened honey to the wand tip to prevent drying out. Don't use that fancy-schmancy stuff from the market, we don't pay those prices.

Oiling for Dryness

Remember, a clean wand is a happy wand. A happy wand is a wand that won't turn on you and try to kill you. Priorities, people!

Defensive Magic for Your Safety