The Bureaucratic Method

Sort your wool by filing paperwork with the Fuzzy Fleece Sorting Bureau. Fill out form 27-B/6 and wait 3-5 business days for processing.

Step 1: Filing

The Mechanical Method

Sort your wool by running it through a series of rollers, each with a different gauge of mesh. It's like a wool-themed washing machine, but less soggy.

Step 1: Threading

The Magical Method

Sort your wool by waving your hands over it in a intricate pattern, and reciting an incantation of your choice. Results not guaranteed, but totally worth the try.

Step 1: Incantation

Remember, sorting your wool is not just a chore, it's an experience!