Sort your wool by filing paperwork with the Fuzzy Fleece Sorting Bureau. Fill out form 27-B/6 and wait 3-5 business days for processing.
Step 1: FilingSort your wool by running it through a series of rollers, each with a different gauge of mesh. It's like a wool-themed washing machine, but less soggy.
Step 1: ThreadingSort your wool by waving your hands over it in a intricate pattern, and reciting an incantation of your choice. Results not guaranteed, but totally worth the try.
Step 1: IncantationRemember, sorting your wool is not just a chore, it's an experience!