Xylon Excess Subjects is proud to present the Competitive Napping Championship of the world! Where the sleepiest of competitors gather to out-sleep the rest.
Our champion, "Snooze McSleeper", has been napping for 37 hours straight and counting. Don't even think about trying to beat that.
1. Napping must be done on a standard, firm mattress.
2. No napping under the influence of coffee or other stimulating substances.
3. The competitor must be completely asleep for at least 30 minutes before the 30-minute time-out.
Meet "Snooze"!, a young and agile napper from the slums of Xylon.
Meet "Napoleon"!, a seasoned pro from the hallowed halls of Dreamville.
Meet "The Sandman"!, a mysterious figure from the dark alleys of Somnium.
Snooze McSleeper: 37h 45m 01s
Napoleon: 32h 14m 02s
The Sandman: 20h 01m 03s