Xylon Excess Subjects - Food for the Masses

Welcome, plebeians, to Xylon Excess Subjects - your premier destination for the most opulent and extravagant food experiences in the galaxy!

Here, we serve the rare and exotic delicacies that even the most discerning gourmands have never even heard of. Because, let's face it, you're probably a peasant and can't afford it.

Our menu features:

• Stealthy Souvlaki - for when you want to sneak a bite
• Pan-Seared Plutonian Fish - for when you want to impress the in-laws
• Frozen Asteroid Milkshakes - because who needs actual milk when you can have rock?