The Yawn-Inducing Coffee Shop

Welcome to the Yawn-Inducing Coffee Shop, where the coffee is always a little too hot and the Wi-Fi is a little too slow.

Our Menu

Bland Coffees - Because who needs flavor, really?

Extra Creme - Because that's what you really need, more cream.

Overly Comfortable Seats - Because your back will thank you, maybe.

Our Story

We've been serving the most unremarkable coffee in town since 2010. Our goal is to put you into a deep, dark sleep.

Read about our sleep inducing techniques.

Meet our founder, who's not a slacker.

Our Hours

We're open 24/7, because who needs sleep, really?

Read about our Standard Operating Protocol.