Undercaffeination 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Lesson 1: The Caffeine Withdrawal Blues

Are you tired of feeling productive? Do you yearn for the sweet release of doing absolutely nothing? Welcome to Undercaffeination 101, where we'll teach you the ancient art of achieving peak levels of apathy.

Chapter 1: The Four Stages of Caffeine-Induced Apathy

Stage 1: The Crash

Stage 2: The Slog

Stage 3: The Trudge

Stage 4: The Somnambulance

Don't worry, it's all downhill from here.

Stay tuned for the next lesson, where we'll explore the joys of cat videos.

Cat Videos for the Somnambulant

(Note: I made a few assumptions about the "Neo-Brutalist" style, as it's not a well-defined aesthetic. I've aimed for a bold, jarring, and somewhat absurdist look, with a dash of humor.)