As your undercaffeination reaches Stage 3, the Trudge, your body begins to experience severe withdrawal symptoms. The once-thrilling cup of morning coffee now feels like a distant memory, taunting you with its very presence in the break room.
Don't worry, it's not too late to turn back! Visit our Caffeine Replacement Therapy page for tips on how to get your buzz back.
Our CEO, Jane, reached Stage 3 and was forced to lead an important meeting while in a near-comatose state. She slurred her words, drooled on the conference table, and at one point, face-planted into her keyboard.
But don't worry, she's recovering nicely and has since implemented a break room reform to combat undercaffeination in the workplace.
Still under the influence? Seek help in the form of our Undercaffeination Anonymous support group.
This site is not actually affiliated with any real coffee companies. Or support groups. Or recovery services. But you should probably have some coffee.
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