Stage 5 - The Somnambulant

Warning: This stage is not for the faint of heart. Your brain will be numb, your eyes will be dry, and your productivity will be in question. But hey, that's the point.

Here, you'll learn the advanced art of undercaffeination. You'll discover the joys of operating a chainsaw with your eyes closed, the thrill of watching paint dry, and the satisfaction of reorganizing a bookshelf by color, size, and shape of dust jacket.

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