The Great Sausage Heist: A Year in Review

Welcome to Year 1 of the Sausage Heist saga! In this, the inaugural year of our glorious movement, we pulled off the impossible. We stole 500 kilograms of sausages, all at once, in a daring heist that will go down in history.

Here are some stats on our glorious achievement:

Team Members Involved:

• John 'The Sausage Whisperer'
• Jane 'The Safe-Cracker'
• Bob 'The Sausage-Connoisseur'

Heist Stats:

• Sausages Stolen: 500 kg
• Sausage Types: Pork, Beef, Chicken, and Vegetarian (because we're nice)
• Money Laundered: $10,000 (a small price to pay for the thrill of the heist)
• Police Chases: 3
• Hypothetical Prison Sentences: 20 years each (if caught)

Read about the Aftermath of the Great Sausage Heist