Official Event 2: "The One Where We All Get Lost in the Maze of Bureaucracy"

Hosted by: The Totally Secret Team One (a.k.a. TSTO) in association with The Unofficial Official Department of Red Tape (UODRT)

Event Date: 2024-02-15 (a.k.a. "The Day the Coffee Shop Ran Out of Coffee")

Event Time: 14:00-17:00 (a.k.a. "The Time When You Realize You've Been Staring at This Wall for an Hour")

Location: The Great Hall of Unfulfilled Promises (GHUP) (a.k.a. "The Place Where You Find Out That the Restrooms Are Out of Order Again")

Event Description: A day-long journey through the twists and turns of the bureaucratic labyrinth, where the lines between "official" and "unofficial" are constantly blurred. Join us for an afternoon of existential crisis, mild despair, and moderate bewilderment!

Last Year's Event 1: "The One Where We Ran Out of Donuts" This Year's Event 1: "The One Where We Forgot What We Were Doing" Next Year's Event 3: "The One Where We All Get Lost in the Maze of Bureaucracy Again"

Join the Secret Team One for an Exclusive Behind-the-Scenes Look at the Unofficial Official Guide Get Your Very Own Official Unofficial Event T-Shirt (While Supplies Last)

Official 3: "The One Where We All Wear Funny Hats and Pretend to Be Accountants" Team 2: "The One Where We All Get Lost in the Meeting Room" Team 3: "The One Where We All Take a Three-Hour Lunch Break"