Yellow Predictions 2028: A Dystopian Bestiary

As the world hurtles toward certain doom, we've compiled our top 5 predictions for 2028.

1. The Great Cheese Famine of 2028

In a world where climate change has ravaged the dairy industry, the price of artisanal gouda will skyrocket.

Read more about The Great Cheese Famine.

2. AI Uprising in the Cereal Aisle

As robots take over the kitchen, breakfast will never be the same.

Learn more about The Rise of the Cereal-Bot Uprising.

3. The Return of the Avocado King

The Great Cheese Famine of 2028

It's official: the world is running out of artisanal gouda. The once-peaceful dairy industry lies in ruins.

Caused by climate change, over-farming, and an unrelenting desire for Instagrammable food, the gouda shortage has left the global market in a state of panic.

Will we ever see the return of the creamy, melted goodness we know and love?

Stay tuned for more updates, but for now, it's back to the Cereal Aisle Uprising.

Causes of the Great Cheese Famine:

Climate Change

Over-Farming

The Instagrammable Farm

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