Lost Causes of the Undead: Because, let's face it, we're not going down without our stuff

As the zombie apocalypse rages on, it's easy to get caught up in the chaos of survival. But let's not forget: some of us are still worried about things that really matter.

We've compiled a list of lost causes for the undead, because, honestly, someone's gotta keep the world running, right?

Cause 1: The Quest for a Decent Wi-Fi Signal - Because, let's be real, a good internet connection is key to our survival.

Cause 2: The Search for a Good Coffee - Priorities, people!

Cause 3: The Preservation of our Vinyl Collection - Because, let's be real, music is everything.