After the Great Calamity, the world is a harsh place. The once-blue skies are now a toxic haze, and the creatures of old are now mutated monstrosities. But fear not, dear survivor, for the Zoological Institute of Post-Apocalyptic Survival has you covered.
1. Identify your surroundings: Observe the landscape for any signs of radiation, acid rain, or giant mutated spiders.
2. Gather supplies: Scavenge for food, water, and shelter. Remember, a well-stocked pantry is key to surviving the apocalypse.
3. Develop a plan: Study the local wildlife, learn their patterns, and adapt. A healthy dose of fear and respect can go a long way.
Stay safe, stay sane. The world may be gone, but with the Zoological Institute of Post-Apocalyptic Survival, you'll be the one laughing as the mutants come knocking.