Welcome, survivors! Congratulations on making it this far. The Zoological Institute has been monitoring the apocalypse from our underground bunker, and we've got the scoop.
Don't panic, but: You're going to need food, water, and shelter. Prioritize.
1. Food: Scavenge for canned goods. They're like the new 'take-out'.
2. Water: Collect rainwater, or risk getting sick. Trust us, it's a real thing.
3. Shelter: Find a safe place to hide from the sun, or risk getting crispy.
For more information on these basics, visit our Food, Water, and Shelter subpages.
Don't mess with the wildlife. They're not your friends.
1. Be cautious of wild animals. They're like the in-laws of the apocalypse.
2. Learn animal calls. It's like learning a new language, but with more growling.
3. Don't feed the wildlife. They're not your pets.
For more information on dealing with wildlife, visit our Wildlife subpage.
It's not just about survival, it's about adaptation.
1. Learn to adapt. It's like that one aunt who's always changing her hairstyle.
2. Be prepared to get weird. It's like that one cousin at the family reunion.
3. Find new uses for old things. Like, who needs a toaster when you can use a rock?
For more information on adapting to the new world order, visit our Adaptive Strategies subpage.
We're not just a bunch of experts in a bunker, we're the experts. The ones with the fancy computers and the better snacks.
1. Stay informed. We're like the only ones who have internet.
2. Join our community. We have board games, and a really comfy couch.
3. Learn from us. We're like, basically, the smartest folks in the apocalypse.
For more information on our bunker, visit our Bunker subpage.