Welcome to the Neon-Drenched Nightmare of the 21st Century

Where the only thing more abundant than despair is the amount of neon

Subpage 1: The Infinite Labyrinth of Lost Souls

A place where the lost and the found wander aimlessly

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Subpage 2: The Department of Redundant Affairs

A place where the redundant and the unnecessary congregate

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Subpage 3: The Bureau of Unnecessary Regulations

A place where the overbearing and the underwhelmed converge

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