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Here is a list of all the known events in the life of Schrödinger's cat:

• Cat-astrophic Events
• Schrodinger's Revenge
• Quantum Leap of Faith

Event 1: The Box of Mystery (1926)

Erwin Schrödinger's cat was placed in a box with a radioactive source. The cat was neither dead nor alive, and it was up to the observer to decide.

But what if the observer was a sadistic scientist with a penchant for 8-bit music? What if the cat was secretly training for a cat-fu tournament?

Event 2: The Schrödinger's Catnip Heist (1950s)

It turns out that Schrödinger's cat was actually a catnip smuggler, using its superposition powers to transport catnip between dimensions.

But the catnip was not just any catnip. Oh no, it was the rare and coveted 'Quantum Catnip.' Only the most discerning cat could handle its effects.

Event 3: The Quantum Leap of Faith (1980s)

In a daring heist, a group of quantum physicists stole the world's supply of catnip, forcing all cats to go into superposition.

But one cat, Schrödinger's descendant, would not go quietly into that good night. It launched a quantum leap of faith, teleporting itself across the globe to exact revenge.