Committee on Forgetting the Fine Print

MEMORANDUM:

TO: Whoever Decides to Fix the Coffee Machine

FROM: The Committee on Forgetting the Fine Print

SUBJECT: Decisions that Should Have Been Made Before the Coffee Machine Broke

We, the undersigned, hereby declare that we have forgotten the fine print.

Specifically, we have forgotten:

We propose the following course of action:

1. Call in a team of highly trained, ninja-like coffee machine repair specialists.

2. Offer them a 5-course meal of their choice in exchange for their services.

3. Pray to the coffee gods for guidance.

Any further questions or concerns can be directed to the following subcommittees:

Minutes of the Meeting

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