Committee on Forgetting the Fine Print
MEMORANDUM:
TO: Whoever Decides to Fix the Coffee Machine
FROM: The Committee on Forgetting the Fine Print
SUBJECT: Decisions that Should Have Been Made Before the Coffee Machine Broke
We, the undersigned, hereby declare that we have forgotten the fine print.
Specifically, we have forgotten:
- How many coffee beans are in the coffee machine.
- Where we put the coffee beans.
- Why the coffee machine is broken.
We propose the following course of action:
1. Call in a team of highly trained, ninja-like coffee machine repair specialists.
2. Offer them a 5-course meal of their choice in exchange for their services.
3. Pray to the coffee gods for guidance.
Any further questions or concerns can be directed to the following subcommittees:
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