Welcome to the official website of the Zero-Tolerance Protocol, the government initiative that has been quietly dismantling the concept of personal freedom.
Our mission is to identify and eliminate any behavior that might potentially be a threat to public safety, even if it's completely harmless.
Don't worry, we're not just looking for anyone. We have a team of highly trained agents who will visit your house, unannounced, and inspect your belongings for any signs of non-compliance.
Want to know more about what we're looking for? Check out our:
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can submit your own socks for inspection.
We'll take care of the rest.
Warning: Failure to comply may result in penalization and punishment.
Don't say we didn't warn you.