Welcome to the most exclusive club in the galaxy!
1. Always arrive fashionably late.
2. Never wear a tie.
3. Steal all the snacks.
4. Complain about everything.
Arriving fashionably late is not just a right, it's a responsibility.
Check your watch, adjust your arrival time accordingly.
Snacks are the key to a successful party crash.
Take one, take two, take the whole bag.
We're not just complaining for fun, we're doing it for science!
Find the problem, find the flaw, find the snack machine.
It's not just a rule, it's the law.
Follow the Rule of Cool, or face the consequences.