Article IV, Section 1: Thou shalt not bring thy own snacks, for we have an endless supply of lukewarm pizza and warm soda.
Article IV, Section 2: Thou shalt respect the Crashers' playlist, for it is a sacred trust.
Remember, we Crashers are a community of equals. Respect our space. Respect our snacks. And for the love of all that is holy, do not touch our DJ's equipment.