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Contact Us: The Prophets of Party

Get in touch with the Prophets, but don't expect us to be there for you. We're busy predicting the apocalypse.

Prophet-in-Charge: Zarathustra McProphetface

Address: The Prophetic Penthouse, 123 Party Lane

Email: prophets@partyprophets.com

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Disclaimer: We don't actually do parties. Or prophesying. Or anything useful. But we do have a really nice couch.