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Get in touch with the Prophets, but don't expect us to be there for you. We're busy predicting the apocalypse.
Prophet-in-Charge: Zarathustra McProphetface
Address: The Prophetic Penthouse, 123 Party Lane
Email: prophets@partyprophets.com
Learn more about the Party Prophets in our About Us section
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Disclaimer: We don't actually do parties. Or prophesying. Or anything useful. But we do have a really nice couch.