Are you tired of crashing the same old parties? Want to shake things up and bring the house down? Look no further than the Party Crashers' Guide to Desecrating the Dance Floor!

Our expert prophets have compiled the most comprehensive guide to party crashing, complete with:

• Secrets to getting past the bouncer
• Strategies for pilfering free snacks
• Techniques for convincing people your outfit is "ironic"
• Tips for making a quick exit without getting caught