Welcome to the Soul-Crusher, where your deepest fears are crushed beneath the weight of our unrelenting, neon-lit machinery.
We've got the most efficient, high-tech, and utterly merciless soul-crushing technology in the business. Our team of expert Soul-Crushers are trained to extract every last shred of hope from your fragile, emotional psyche.
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