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I just spilled coffee on my shirt and now I'm late for work
#procrastination
Posted 2 minutes ago
I just ate a whole pizza by myself
#selfcare
Posted 1 hour ago
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I just took a three-hour nap
#napping
Posted 10 seconds ago
I just realized I'm out of socks
#socks
Posted 2 hours ago