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I just spilled coffee on my shirt and now I'm late for work #procrastination

Posted 2 minutes ago

I just ate a whole pizza by myself #selfcare

Posted 1 hour ago

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I just took a three-hour nap #napping

Posted 10 seconds ago

I just realized I'm out of socks #socks

Posted 2 hours ago