FreeWillFiasco: Despair is my Default

Despair is my default. I've been in a constant state of dread since I figured out that the coffee shop is open until 11 PM. I've been staring at this screen for 5 hours, trying to muster up the energy to get up and grab a cup of coffee.

I've got a deadline looming and I'm not even sure what I'm working on. My willpower is weaker than my Wi-Fi signal. It's a wonder I haven't been sucked into the vortex of YouTube yet.

My friends all think I'm lazy, but they just don't understand. I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for the next 10 minutes.