Higher Level Puns: The Boulder's Ruminations

As the boulder sat in the quarry, it pondered the meaning of life. "Is this just a rock, or is it something more?" it thought.

It considered the nature of existence, but ultimately decided it was just a rock with a really good view.

Subpage: The Boulder's Favorite Jokes

Why did the boulder go to the party? Because it was a boulder-ing good time!

What did the boulder say to the wall? "You're always standing in the way!"