The Aetheric Almanac: Causes and Affects of Clockwork CancerCauses:

  1. The dreaded Gearwhirled of 1856, where a faulty cog caused the entire factory to become sentient and self-replicating.
  2. The Great Pendulum Mishap of 1872, where a poorly calibrated pendulum caused a chain reaction of catastrophic clockwork accidents.
  3. The mysterious case of Cog-rotic Syndrome, where a rare combination of lubricant and spring tension caused widespread mechanical maladies.

Affects:

  1. Time Dilation
  2. Temporal Displacement
  3. Cog- induced Psychosis

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Disclaimer:

While Clockwork Cancer is a real and terrifying affliction, this webpage is entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to self-diagnose or treat any real-world ailments with information found on this website.