Chapter 1: Feline Overlords

They say humans are the dominant species, but let's be real, we're just cat slaves.

Our feline overlords have mastered the art of doing nothing, and we're forced to worship their laziness.

Take my cat, Zephyr, for example. He's got a talent for knocking over plants, waking me up at 4am to 'feed' him, and generally making my life a living hell.

And don't even get me started on their 'cute' little meows. It's like they're speaking their own language, just to confuse and manipulate us humans further.

But it's not all bad. Their love for boxes is endearing. They have this strange affinity for cardboard containers, which they promptly destroy.

Perhaps it's time for us to admit the truth: cats are the true rulers of this world.

Read Chapter 2: The Purr-fect Storm Read Chapter 3: Clawing Your Way to the Top